战场墨菲法则【一】转！

脑袋和屁股从来不可兼顾。

45. Weather ain't neutral.

天气不是中立的。（气像状况总是对你不利）

46. If you can't remember， the Claymore is pointed towards you.

曳光弹是双刃剑。（你更容易打中敌人，敌人也更容易找到你的位置）

40. If you take more than your fair share of objectives， you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

如果你在行动中完成了额外的任务，那么你总会被赋予这些额外的任务。

41. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose， they're both right.

当两军都觉得自己快输时，那他们可能都是对的。

必须要装配在一起才能发挥效力的武器不能被一起运到战场。

35. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support

无线电总是在你急需火力支援时失灵。

36. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather， and especially during both).

雷达总是在晚上和坏天气时失灵，尤其是在两者都发生的时候。

42. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

专业士兵的行为是可预测的；但世上却充满了菜鸟。

43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

“军事情报”一词中的军事和情报是矛盾的。（intelligence一词多义，同时也指“智慧”，这个双关语是讽刺战场上往往缺乏有头脑的行为）

44. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

37. Anything you do can get you killed， including nothing.

你所做的任何事都可能送命，就算你什么都不做也一样。

38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in， and you won't be able to get out.

当你防守严密到敌人攻不进来时，那往往你自己也打出不去。

39. Tracers work both ways.