战场墨菲法则【二】转！(第1/5 页)

70. Whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

你有足够弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。

71. The more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

武器越贵（或是越有用处？），修理的时候就要送的越远。

72. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

武器的复杂程度和操作者的智商成反比。

73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

“战场经验”这东西，只有在某次很需要它的行动之后你才能获得。

74. No matter which way you have to march， its always uphill.

不管你从哪条路线行军，都是上坡路。

75. If enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove anything.

如果收集到了足够的资料，调查委员会什么事都可以证明。（委员会胡说八道）

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

在新兵训练营，对每一个行动都有赞成与反对两种评判。

77. Air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short.

空袭总是打得过远，炮火总是打得太近。

78. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down， the most important ones are always illegible.

当你查看你写下的无线电频率的时候，最重要的总是无法辨认。

79. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

弹雨之中逞英雄的人往往死得最快。

80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want， but they know for certain what they don't want.

作为军官最辛苦的一点是：士兵不知道他们想要什么，只知道他们不想要什么。

81. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

从一个人那里偷取信息叫剽窃，从敌人那里偷取信息叫搜集情报。

82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.